I yelled at a goat because the voices told me to

I got the following in an email and my sentence made me laugh. What's yours?

"Type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the person that sent it to you."

Pick the month you were born:

January------- I kicked
February------ I loved
March-------- I karate chopped
April---------- I licked
May---------- I jumped on
June---------- I smelled
July----------- I did the Macarena with
August-------- I had lunch with
September---- I danced with
October------- I sang to
November----- I yelled at
December----- I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1--------- a birdbath
2--------- a monster
3--------- a phone
4--------- a fork
5--------- a snowman
6--------- a gangster
7--------- my mobile phone
8--------- my dog
9--------- my best friends' boyfriend
10------- my neighbor
11------- my science teacher
12------- a banana
13------- a fireman
14------- a stuffed animal
15------- a goat
16------- a pickle
17------- your mom
18------- a buffalo
19------- a Smurf
20------- a baseball bat
21------- a Ninja
22------- Chuck Norris
23------- a noodle
24------- a squirrel
25------- a football player
26------- President Bush
27------- David Letterman
28------- an Ipod
29------- a surfer
30------- a llama
31------- a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--------- because I'm cool like that
Black--------- because that's how I roll
Pink----------- because I'm crazy
Red----------- because the voices told me to
Blue----------- because I'm cute and I do what I want
Green--------- because I think I need some serious help
Purple--------- because I'm AWESOME!
Gray---------- because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
Yellow-------- because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange -------- because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
Brown--------- because I can.
Other---------- because I'm a Ninja!
None---------- because I can't control myself!